Lusername

That series of characters you fill in before you type in your passwords, that series which includes alphanumerics if you are not one of the lucky few, that's what I'm talking about. Commonly known as the username, a better term for it would be 'lusername', as Florist correctly points out below. If all the man hours used up in selecting a lusername were used towards something more constructive, such as building bridges, I'm sure all the worlds waterways would be covered by now.

So as I spend the better half of a day running out of patience selecting and registering a lusername for this website which provides quality news on the stock market, I can't help but wonder where all the winnernames went.